lisalinguica:
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This has been weirding me out all day since I first saw it early this morning.
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates —
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
(Source: peregrint)
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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Plot Twist:
Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
mr-boggins:
my biggest regret is that legolas doesn’t break into song all the time in the films as he seems to do in the books